Hi there! I’m Ryan Wallace.  I’m a husband, dad, Christian, wearer of bow ties, gamer, and a Cyber Risk Fighter! *karate move*

My mission is to spread the 💜 of Christ through approaching the world with an otherworldly-sense of wonder, sarcasm, and puns covered in love, digging out those tasty little nuggets of truth and grace (that go well with coffee).


I cover a variety of topics on my blog: anything from theological musings to corporate ideas and branding.

In 2017, I picked up my first ever certification, the CISA. All I got was this stupid badge:

I like to dabble. I’m an “all-things to all people” kinda guy (1 Corinthians 9:19-23).

I’m a Libertarian and  Christian. Not the crazy kind, though. My favorite weapon is finger guns. ☞ ☞

I really hope you enjoy your stay here. And I hope you come back often.

Ryan Wallace IRL


The Family (Ellen, AccrualBowtie, and Liam)